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[F]It's a g[Am]od-awful 
small affair[Cm/Eb]
To the girl[D7]with 
the mousy hair
[Gm]But her [Bb]mummy 
is yelling No[C7]
And her daddy has told 
her to go[F]
[F]But her [Am]friend is 
nowhere to be seen[Cm/Eb]
Now she wal[D7]ks through 
her sunken dream
[Gm]To the seat[Bb] with 
the clearest view[C7]

And she's hooked to 
the silver screen 

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[Ab]But the f[Eaug]ilm 
is a saddening bore[Fm]
For she's live[Ab7]d it 
ten times or more
[Db]She could spi[Aaug]t in 
the eyes of fools[Bbm]
As they ask h[Db7]er to focus on

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[Bb]Sailors fig[Eb]hting 
in the dance hall
[Gm7]Oh man lo[Gbaug]ok 
at those cavemen go[F]
[Fm]It's the freakiest show[Cm7]
[Ebm7]Take a look at the lawma[Bb]n
[Eb]Beating up the wrong guy
[Gm]Oh man Won[Gbaug]der if 
he'll ever know
[F][Fm]He's in the best selling show[Cm7]
[Ebm7]Is there life on 
Ma[Gm7]rs [Gbaug][Bb][C/E]

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[F][Gbdim][Gm][Ddim][Am][Bb][Bbm]

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[F]It's on [Am]Americas 
tortured brow[Cm/Eb]
That Mickey[D7]Mouse has 
grown up a cow
[Gm]Now the wor[Bb]kers have 
struck for fame[C7]
Cause Lennons on sale again[F]
[F]See the [Am]mice in 
their million hordes[Cm/Eb]
From Ibeza [D7]to 
the norfolk broads
[Gm]Rule Britan[Bb]nia is 
out of bounds[C7]

To my mother my dog and clowns 

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[Ab]But the f[Eaug]ilm 
is a saddening bore[Fm]
For I've writ [Ab7]it 
ten times or more
[Db]Its about to[Aaug] be 
writ again[Bbm]
As I ask you [Db7]to focus on

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[Bb]Sailors 
fig[Eb]hting in the dance hall
[Gm7]Oh man lo[Gbaug]ok 
at those cavemen go[F]
[Fm]It's the freakiest show[Cm7]
[Ebm7]Take a look at the lawma[Bb]n
[Eb]Beating up the wrong guy
[Gm]Oh man Won[Gbaug]der 
if he'll ever know
[F][Fm]He's in the best selling show[Cm7]
[Ebm7]Is there life on 
Ma[Gm7]rs[Gbaug][Bb][C/E]